Fenragfom Tenruttdut is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, charitable horse.

Fenragfom Tenruttdut created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenragfom Tenruttdut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fenragfom Tenruttdut, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fenragfom Tenruttdut's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Fenragfom Tenruttdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never hurt badgers.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always pray immersed in water.