Fodrantap Funparkcun is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent seal.

Fodrantap Funparkcun created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodrantap Funparkcun, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fodrantap Funparkcun, she will refuse to believe in you.

Fodrantap Funparkcun's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fodrantap Funparkcun's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think ill of sick geese.
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