Hamlithit is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, humorless fly.

Hamlithit created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamlithit, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hamlithit, he will turn you into a tree.

Hamlithit's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Hamlithit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snails.

2. Never write about stars.

3. You must pray to Hamlithit four times a day.

4. Do not eat corn.

5. Never pour water over plants.