Yikhunfat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, overgenerous shark.

Yikhunfat created a photon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikhunfat, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yikhunfat, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yikhunfat's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Yikhunfat's Holy Commandments

1. Put Yikhunfat first in all things.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always pray immersed in water.