Pankimhabhubing is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-knowing giraffe.

Pankimhabhubing created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pankimhabhubing, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pankimhabhubing, it will make you grow a tail.

Pankimhabhubing's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Pankimhabhubing's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven snails approach from the west.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never bounce near shrews.

4. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.