Limbutdaplam is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unselfish lizard.

Limbutdaplam created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limbutdaplam, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Limbutdaplam, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Limbutdaplam's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Limbutdaplam's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Hide if nine turtles approach from the east.

3. Run away if eight porpoises approach from the north.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.