Kipsigdud is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful dragon.

Kipsigdud created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipsigdud, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kipsigdud, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Kipsigdud's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Kipsigdud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help sick horses.

3. Never think ill of sick voles.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never jump in holy places.