Hinsidhud is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able crane.

Hinsidhud created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hinsidhud, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Hinsidhud, he will turn you into a duck.

Hinsidhud's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Hinsidhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dolphins.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.