Nantif is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, sapient human.

Nantif created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nantif, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nantif, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Nantif's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nantif's Holy Commandments

1. Nantif must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Put Nantif first in all things.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never eat carrots.