Flisgov is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, quiet hedgehog.

Flisgov created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisgov, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flisgov, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Flisgov's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Flisgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never bounce near porpoises.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.