Wigwigyim is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise jaguar.

Wigwigyim created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigwigyim, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wigwigyim, he will turn you into a slug.

Wigwigyim's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Wigwigyim's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.