Quatragfag is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, able zebra.

Quatragfag created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatragfag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quatragfag, it will come to you in dreams.

Quatragfag's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Quatragfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails in need.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Always take life seriously.