Ripsidrillyok is a god.

He takes the form of a large, able butterfly.

Ripsidrillyok created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripsidrillyok, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ripsidrillyok, he will have a low opinion of you.

Ripsidrillyok's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Ripsidrillyok's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six swans approach from the west.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not take Ripsidrillyok's name in vain.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ripsidrillyok.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.