Fablatmum is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, resourceful rat.

Fablatmum created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fablatmum, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fablatmum, he will turn you into a goat.

Fablatmum's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Fablatmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.