Zoglanmid is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, contented duck.

Zoglanmid created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zoglanmid, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zoglanmid, he will destroy your favourite star.

Zoglanmid's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Zoglanmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.