Bagstikpit Nigbonktin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, humane giraffe.

Bagstikpit Nigbonktin created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagstikpit Nigbonktin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bagstikpit Nigbonktin, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bagstikpit Nigbonktin's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bagstikpit Nigbonktin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bagstikpit Nigbonktin.

5. Always stare at clouds.