Vabdodtompig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, confident dolphin.

Vabdodtompig created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Vabdodtompig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vabdodtompig, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vabdodtompig's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Vabdodtompig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never eat peas.

3. Always look after injured seals.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never look in ponds.