Mankimfosskim is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, emotional centipede.

Mankimfosskim created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Mankimfosskim, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mankimfosskim, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mankimfosskim's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Mankimfosskim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never paint your face gray.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.