Nullhunwikcar is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, happy cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Nullhunwikcar created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullhunwikcar, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nullhunwikcar, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nullhunwikcar's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nullhunwikcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never paint your feet mauve.

5. Never write about comets.