Gadcissban is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, amazing raven.

Gadcissban created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadcissban, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gadcissban, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gadcissban's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Gadcissban's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not kill horses.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.