Nartinbedstighub is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, benevolent dove.

Nartinbedstighub created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nartinbedstighub, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nartinbedstighub, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Nartinbedstighub's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nartinbedstighub's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt grasshopers.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always obey Nartinbedstighub's priests.

5. Put Nartinbedstighub first in all things.