Volfigfad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, all-powerful donkey.

Volfigfad created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Volfigfad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Volfigfad, it will send you a sign.

Volfigfad's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Volfigfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat apples.

2. Never skip in the presence of voles.

3. Volfigfad loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Volfigfad.

5. Do not covet oxen.