Gumbudarp is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, smart dolphin.

Gumbudarp created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumbudarp, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gumbudarp, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gumbudarp's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Gumbudarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mice.

2. You must never eat tomatoes.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never look at nebulae.