Rutmigjat is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, loving chicken.

Rutmigjat created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutmigjat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Rutmigjat, it will come to you in dreams.

Rutmigjat's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Rutmigjat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. You must never eat coconuts.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rutmigjat.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rutmigjat.

5. Do not wear green clothing.