Xucliblist is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonest alligator.

Xucliblist created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Xucliblist, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Xucliblist, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Xucliblist's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Xucliblist's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.