Arnguphivtam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, deceitful shark.

Arnguphivtam created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Arnguphivtam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Arnguphivtam, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Arnguphivtam's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Arnguphivtam's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry voles.

2. Never talk about moths.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.