Fenbass is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, selfish manatee.

Fenbass created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenbass, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fenbass, she will throw large rocks at you.

Fenbass' most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fenbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fenbass' priests.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. You must pray to Fenbass five times a day.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Never write about amino acids.