Tabnullnig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, bad-tempered deer.

Tabnullnig created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabnullnig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tabnullnig, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tabnullnig's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Tabnullnig's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Retreat if seven dolphins approach from the west.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.