Bissmatont is a god.

She takes the form of a small, witty butterfly.

Bissmatont created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bissmatont, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bissmatont, she will curse you with boils.

Bissmatont's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bissmatont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Bissmatont loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help sick foxes.