Zinyedsigbest is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced crane.

Zinyedsigbest created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zinyedsigbest, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zinyedsigbest, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Zinyedsigbest's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Zinyedsigbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Always look after injured sheep.