Wabkimdim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, deceitful penguin.

Wabkimdim created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabkimdim, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wabkimdim, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Wabkimdim's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Wabkimdim's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Wabkimdim loves birds, so they must be respected.

5. Never hurt great tits.