Weegetmit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful skunk.

Weegetmit created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Weegetmit, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Weegetmit, he will strike you with lightening.

Weegetmit's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Weegetmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Feed all hungry turtles.

4. Never eat limes.

5. Always help sick porpoises.