Podkinhom is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, capable bat.

Podkinhom created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podkinhom, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Podkinhom, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Podkinhom's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Podkinhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always obey Podkinhom's priests.