Dapkimbast is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, humane otter.

Dapkimbast created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapkimbast, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dapkimbast, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dapkimbast's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dapkimbast's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never eat melons.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about gravity.