Miptapbast is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, humorless octopus.

Miptapbast created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miptapbast, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Miptapbast, it will be very unhappy.

Miptapbast's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Miptapbast's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Miptapbast.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Miptapbast.