Pigyartgov is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, humorless jellyfish.

Pigyartgov created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Pigyartgov, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pigyartgov, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pigyartgov's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Pigyartgov's Holy Commandments

1. Pigyartgov must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never feed melons to whales while wearing white shorts.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about stars.