Godzoghamtof is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, loving toad.

Godzoghamtof created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Godzoghamtof, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Godzoghamtof, she will try to impress you with trees.

Godzoghamtof's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Godzoghamtof's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Godzoghamtof on top of all buildings.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.