Safrawhat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, humorless lobster.

Safrawhat created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Safrawhat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Safrawhat, it will curse you with boils.

Safrawhat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Safrawhat's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.