Sittofkip is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, competent camel.

Sittofkip created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sittofkip, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sittofkip, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sittofkip's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Sittofkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. You must love Sittofkip.

5. Never pour water over plants.