Nillbogjabvab is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unselfish goat.

Nillbogjabvab created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Nillbogjabvab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nillbogjabvab, it will send you a sign.

Nillbogjabvab's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Nillbogjabvab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Do not eat cherries.