Wegbimwodarmgencaddaghen is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing whale.

Wegbimwodarmgencaddaghen created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegbimwodarmgencaddaghen, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wegbimwodarmgencaddaghen, it will turn you into a sheep.

Wegbimwodarmgencaddaghen's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Wegbimwodarmgencaddaghen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ants.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Hide if four nematodes approach from the west.