Zigsomtarg is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, vain raccoon.

Zigsomtarg created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zigsomtarg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zigsomtarg, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Zigsomtarg's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Zigsomtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near dogs.

2. Always treat voles with great respect.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.