Habgoddid is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, capable mongoose.

Habgoddid created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Habgoddid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Habgoddid, he will turn you into a mouse.

Habgoddid's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Habgoddid's Holy Commandments

1. Put Habgoddid first in all things.

2. Never bounce near hamsters.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.