Omingengab is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy dog.
Omingengab created the planet Mars three billion years ago.
If you believe in Omingengab, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in Omingengab, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Omingengab's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.
Omingengab's Holy Commandments
1. Do not commit murder.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Retreat if six monkeys approach from the west.
5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.