Gubmutcut is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, quiet toad.

Gubmutcut created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubmutcut, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gubmutcut, he will not care at all.

Gubmutcut's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Gubmutcut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

3. You must never eat corn.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. Always treat snails with great respect.
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