Raklenhap is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy faun.
Raklenhap created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.
If you believe in Raklenhap, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in Raklenhap, it will turn you into a sheep.
Raklenhap's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Raklenhap's Holy Commandments
1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Hide from orange pigs for they are unholy.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Raklenhap.
4. Do not wear silver on your body.
5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Raklenhap on top of all buildings.