Kimfodhotpas is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent skunk.

Kimfodhotpas created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimfodhotpas, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kimfodhotpas, she will turn you into a slug.

Kimfodhotpas' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Kimfodhotpas' Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine tin sculptures of Kimfodhotpas on top of important buildings.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kimfodhotpas.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Kimfodhotpas loves whales, so they must be respected.

5. You must love Kimfodhotpas.