Rullbigzigdodnel is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, slow aardvark.

Rullbigzigdodnel created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullbigzigdodnel, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rullbigzigdodnel, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rullbigzigdodnel's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Rullbigzigdodnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

3. Do not hurt dogs.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Hide if eight frogs approach from the north.