Sanfoblen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, boastful chinchilla.

Sanfoblen created snails six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanfoblen, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sanfoblen, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Sanfoblen's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Sanfoblen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never hurt pigs.

4. Never eat rice.

5. Never sit near horses.