Flyflamyart is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, deceitful horse.

Flyflamyart created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Flyflamyart, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flyflamyart, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Flyflamyart's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Flyflamyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention goats.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. You must never eat onions.